I have completely given up.

Don’t call me emo. Don’t mind the extremely 2005- ness of the grunge picture. Like I said on Facebook-

“I honestly don’t think I could be any more stressed out. Just one shit storm after the other.”

I don’t know how shit COULD get any worse. This is probably the reason I haven’t posted any cool new blogs lately. Let me just fill you in on what’s been happening in the life of Christie.

1. My boss forgot to give me a bonus this quarter- so I’m totally brokes-ville.

2. I am working twice as hard on this clothing line than I normally am- and I have no money to show for it.

3. I don’t have a drivers licence. It was suspended. An illegal mexican hit my car- and I didn’t go to court. So I need 2 grand to get it back.

4. My car costs me over a $1000 a month because I have no credit, being 22. And it has a big dent- hence the illegal mexican.

5. The IRS just sent me a letter saying I owe them over $19,000- which is total fuck up on their part. They actually owe ME 8 grand. Fuck the government.

6. My brother is in Iraq.

7. My dad lives with his secretary.

8. My mom lives with her therapist/friend/possible lesbian lover- and it totally creeps me out.

9. My boyfriend still hasn’t proposed to me yet, even though he keeps invited people to our “wedding”. Which completely leads me on.

10. My best friend moved to Portland. Which means I only have my boyfriend to talk to- whom I work with all day.

So, I quit. Bring on the hard liquor, life. Cause, I’m done.

If you want to cheer me up- buy me a purple hoodie and ship it to me.